Clear Your Crater-Face With the Pimple MP3 Player

Clear Your Crater-Face With the Pimple MP3 Player


You’ve got two problems. Your face is filled with acne, but you want to jam to some Avril Lavigne at the same time. This Japanese Pimple Player will address both of those issues.

First, the boring part. This is a pretty standard MP3 player with very little in terms of features. From what I can see, it doesn’t even have a display and what’s more, it’s only got a pathetic 128MB of internal memory. And it’s not exactly attractive either with its bulbous red design.

What makes the Pimple Player different than any other portable music player I’ve encountered in the past is the fact that the company claims it can help you clear your acne. Apparently, by placing the the player on your skin, it can transform your hideous crater face into one that a cheerleader would love. I’m not sure how it works, but I think it has something to do with ions and absorption.

This acne-fighting music player certainly isn’t cheap, though, getting sold in Japan for 20,790 Yen. That works out to about $181.