An iPod for all you Bush lovers

An iPod for all you Bush lovers

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If you happen to be living in one of those red states, or are the rare Republican found in the state of Cawl-lee-foorn-yah (sorry, Schwarzenegger jokes just don’t transfer well in print), you can now get a specially branded Apple iPod to show your support for George Bush and crew at your next Republican party. Yee-ha!

You can just step into the local Best Buy and grab one of these off the shelf. Oh no no, that would be far too easy and wouldn’t demonstrate any dedication to one political party over another. Instead, to let your oil-loving mullet-wearing conservativeness come shining through with a uniquely red music player, you’ll need to send the GOP gobs and gobs of money, and they’ll be happy to relinquish the Republican iPod.

It’s all about traditional values you see. An eye for an eye, and all that. Reward those who reward you. So, if that’s the case, if you want to get your hands on a Democratic iPod, you just need to have a non-affair with a not-very-attractive intern.

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